waxing is evil

Just had my eyebrows waxed and the girl who did it was about 4 foot high, never in my life have i ever allowed anyone to inflict that much pain on me without nutting them, and i lie there and whimper, well actually i shout fuck ever time she peels the cloth off, the pain the pain, sob she knows me so its ok, she knows im an absolute jessie, and she doesnt mind me swearing, which is just as well as i have tourettes which only appears whilst im being waxed,

i think i might do a beauty course just on waxing, must be fun legally infliciting pain on people,